Mountain Gazette and Dad Grass announce the release of a collaboration sparked on a chairlift, and launching into the world today available on Dadgrass.com and at select Dad Grass Dealers nationwide. This 5 pack of Dad Grass Hemp CBD Pre Rolls or Mom Grass CBG Pre Rolls is stealthily hidden in a Dad Stash decoy pack sleeve that looks like a mountain safety kit. It’s is also available in a 10 pack for $72.
This one’s for the lifties, dishwashers, bartenders, patrollers, folks who plow roads, MG subscribers, DG die-hards, and the shreddy and heady girls and guys who make mountain towns tick. You know who you are. And you know what we mean when we call for a “safety meeting!”
Dad Grass products are created using 100% organic hemp flower and provide cannabinoid benefits at a level that is both very chill and conveniently legal at the federal level.
About Mountain Gazette
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About Dad Grass
Dad Grass is reviving the mellow sensibility of the casual smoke. Available in a variety of classic configurations, Dad Grass’s 100% Organic hemp CBD & CBG pre rolled joints, tins of flower, full spectrum tinctures, gummies and CBD Dog Bones serve up a clean buzz without the fuss. Their special collections of merch and apparel pay tribute to the timeless staples of dad style. Past, present and future. Like your parents’ stash, they keep things easy and dependable, never fancy or complicated. Dad Grass smokables, ingestibles and merch are available online at dadgrass.com <http://dadgrass.com> and ship via USPS nationwide.
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Description
Next time you tuck into the trees for a good shake of the giggle bush, come prepared with your trusty Safety Kit. It may be useless for cuts and scratches. But it’s the clutch container for your tasty burns. And when you’re apres after a long day, your pack of Dad Grass joints will stay sheltered from those groms and tourists. They’ll just think you’re really into safety. And well, you are.
When To Call A Safety Meeting
Wind Holds: Use with caution. When the wind is blowing, tuck into the woods and seek shelter from the storm.
Tourism Tolerator: Is your resort or town overrun with over-zealous out-of-towners? Spark up and remember eventually each of us will be the Kook of the Day one day. Today, however, is not that day.
Lost Dog: She’s Not Lost. She’s a husky. She’s, erm, exploring. Light up and remember she can only run 18 mph and last got tired in 2009. Here girl!
Apres: Don’t call last run. Take two and skip one. Recall the day and, sure, why not? Make that cliff 5 feet Chairlift: For experts only. Beware of windy days (see 1). The chairlift safety meeting is a classic of ski town lore. If your neighbor partakes, you can share. If they ask where the snow is good tell them Rainbow Bowl. It’s always good in Rainbow Bowl, man.
Introducing The Dad Stash
The Dad Stash is our revolutionary stashing system that lets you hide your grass in plain sight. Each Dad Stash decoy sleeve makes your pack of Dad Grass joints look like a different unassuming everyday item. Our first few Stashes were designed to blend in perfectly to the most joint-critical home zones: The garage, living room and kitchen. Now we’re heading to the great outdoors.
Heads Up: If you really want to keep your Dad Grass (or anything, for that matter) away from your kids, parents or other sets of sticky fingers, try the classic ‘lock and key’ approach. Dad Stashes are not child-proof nor are they guaranteed to dupe everytime.
The Origins Of The Stash
Maybe it was in an old coffee can in the garage. Maybe it was wrapped in an old faded bandana, wedged between his favorite records. Either way, you probably knew, or at least suspected, that your dad liked to get high once in a while. And like any good Dad, he was always prepared. Along with the original vinyls, favorite drink and out-of-reach memorabilia, your dad’s stash of grass was there to keep his soul light and his head right.
You’re all grown up now and you probably have a stash of your own. If you’re lucky, you might even have a few perfectly rolled J’s from your friends at Dad Grass in there. It’s reserved for slow-dances after date nights, long summer evenings with the neighbors or those rare moments of solitude and self reflection. It’s not for the kids. And certainly not for their friends. You’ve got to keep some things sacred, so you try to keep your stash hidden away just like your Dad did.
As students of the ancient art of stashing grass, a tradition that dates all the way back to 8000BC, we’ve seen and tried it all. So believe us when we tell you that your secret spot probably isn’t a secret. It may even be the first place they look! But there’s no need to stress. We’ve got you covered with our series of Dad Stashes, a revolutionary stashing system that lets you hide your grass in plain sight.
